Adult Fun For Your Dog

HotdollWarning: This post is R-rated and includes sexual content, so keep the kids away.

Adults have their “toys” and now dogs can have their “toys” too. For those dogs that have the humping impulse and need to be pried away from anything and anyone, there is something just for them. The Hotdoll (made by a French designer — oh those funny French) is a sex toy for dogs that will curtail your dog’s frustration. It is specifically shaped so that the hips feel like a female dog. They are covered with a 1-cm thick technogel skin to keep the dolls soft to the touch (because dogs love soft skin). There is a hole in the back of the doll too for your dog’s pleasure. The dolls come either in black or white and come in two sizes just in case if your dog is particular. Make sure your dog has a cigarette for when he’s done.

7 Responses to “Adult Fun For Your Dog”

  1. NH says:

    OMG. This is sooo funny! I’m going to show this to all my friends’ dogs who love to hump!

  2. Eric says:

    That’s just wrong!

  3. Kate says:

    This is toooo funny!!!!

  4. 5CatMom says:

    This explains why I have cats!

  5. Andrea says:

    Too funny. Looks a bit small for our dog though.

    5CatMom, two of my big old neutered Tomcats have a habit of humping so you’re not out of the woods yet.

  6. AZSue says:

    I don’t know why this picture make me think of this…but many years ago I was listening to Howard Stern when he brought in some kind of blow up doll with orifices…and serviced it in the bathroom while he was on the air. It was one of the funniest segments that I have ever heard…and I am disgusted with myself for even remembering it! lol Bleah!

    Eric: your “That’s just wrong!” comment really cracked me up! lololol

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