Adults have their “toys” and now dogs can have their “toys” too. For those dogs that have the humping impulse and need to be pried away from anything and anyone, there is something just for them. The Hotdoll (made by a French designer — oh those funny French) is a sex toy for dogs that will curtail your dog’s frustration. It is specifically shaped so that the hips feel like a female dog. They are covered with a 1-cm thick technogel skin to keep the dolls soft to the touch (because dogs love soft skin). There is a hole in the back of the doll too for your dog’s pleasure. The dolls come either in black or white and come in two sizes just in case if your dog is particular. Make sure your dog has a cigarette for when he’s done.