Cat Bumper Stickers

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Here are some humorous Cat Bumper Stickers to brighten up your day:

  • The cat could very well be man’s best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your: computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above
  • We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic
  • Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you
  • Cats don’t want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
  • Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!

4 Responses to “Cat Bumper Stickers”

  1. mittens says:

    i had a bumper sticker made of a turkish proverb” the tyranny of cats is better than the justice of mice”. it’s on my car now .

  2. Susan says:

    What was that Mark Twain quote? Something like “If they crossed a man and a cat, it would improve the man but diminish the cat.”

  3. Julia says:

    Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. They have never forgotten this ;-)

  4. Ticocats says:

    Just to give credit where due, #1 was written by Doug Larson; #4 is from Mary Bly. The original quote is “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”

    Some other Mark Twain quotes about cats here:

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