Cat Bumper Stickers
Here are some humorous Cat Bumper Stickers to brighten up your day:
- The cat could very well be man’s best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it
- Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your: computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above
- We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic
- Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you
- Cats don’t want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
June 7th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
i had a bumper sticker made of a turkish proverb” the tyranny of cats is better than the justice of mice”. it’s on my car now .
June 7th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
What was that Mark Twain quote? Something like “If they crossed a man and a cat, it would improve the man but diminish the cat.”
June 7th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. They have never forgotten this ;-)
June 7th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Just to give credit where due, #1 was written by Doug Larson; #4 is from Mary Bly. The original quote is “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.â€
Some other Mark Twain quotes about cats here:
http://www.twainquotes.com/Cats.html