Catproofing Your Computer

Cat on ComputerDoes your cat have a vendetta against your computer? Has your cat walked on the keyboard and deleted files or crashed your computer? (It’s bit scary that cats have the capability to kill a computer.)

Pawsense is a software program that can save your computer from your cat’s evil plot to destroy your computer. Pawsense detects and blocks cat typing and, also when it senses that a cat is on the keyboard, Pawsense makes a sound that will annoy the cat (a harmonica sound, a hissing sound or you can even record a sound that you think will deter your cat — maybe a dog barking?), so the cat will leave the keyboard. Pawsense currently works only on Windows. Stop your cat’s plan to conquer the world. We know it’s happened to many readers. I’d buy stock in this company if I could.

4 Responses to “Catproofing Your Computer”

  1. Helen says:

    How the heck do you always manage to find such a perfect picture to go with a belly laugh post??? I had to wait a while before I could type just looking at this one!

  2. Helen says:

    You know, I think the cat is just reacting to the Friday night recalls!

  3. Cynthia says:

    NOW HERE’S SOME REASONS WHY DOGS DON’T USE THE COMPUTER…

    The Top 20 Reasons Why Dogs Do Not Use Computers

    20. Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ‘95.
    19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
    18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
    17. Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit.
    16. Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.”
    15. Fire hydrant icon is very frustrating.
    14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they’re browsing www . pethouse.com instead of working.
    13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
    12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
    11. Still trying to come up with an “emoticon” that signifies tail-wagging.
    10. Oh, but they WILL… with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
    9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
    8. ‘Cause dogs ain’t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand…
    7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
    6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
    5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
    4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
    3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master’s.leg.
    2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

  4. Cynthia says:

    and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Do Not Use Computers…

    1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.*

    (Oops missed last line)


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