Dear God, It’s Me, Fido…

Praying DogHere are some funny letters to God from dogs: (From Pets’ Letters to God, by Mark Bricklin)

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?

More dog letters after the jump.

Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.

Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God, May I have my testicles back?

4 Responses to “Dear God, It’s Me, Fido…”

  1. Katie says:


    Thanks for making me smile!


  2. ELS says:

    Awww … a couple of those were almost sad. Sweet canine perspectives

  3. Lynn says:

    So sweet.

    Dear Dog,

    If YOU come back as a human you’re going to bring smiles, peace, and happiness to the world. You’ll make it a much better place. And I can only hope to be reincarnated as your dog.

  4. Sharon Sabatini says:

    The Book “Pet’s Letters to God” should have been cited. All of these are from the book.

    ITCHMO ADMIN: Sharon. Thanks for the info. However, we linked to the site that contains the info, which is the legal and common standard procedure.

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