Everyone’s dog has a quirk here and there, but there are some dogs that have real issues and are pretty messed up and need professional help. If your dog hisses at you like a snake or likes to stick his head in the toilet or just plain freaks you out, you need the Dog Whisperer. National Geographic Channel’s The Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan is looking for crazy dogs that he can help and he wants you to submit in your dog for some help! All you need is a five to seven minute video focusing on your dog and his psycho behavior. For more information, click here. Remember this is not America’s Funniest Videos - they want to see the nitty gritty of what the hell is wrong with your dog. I know I’m sending in a video of my dog. His tennis ball obsession is a little too Fatal Attraction for my taste.