Does Your Dog Need Therapy?

Fluffy DogHere’s a funny list of questions to see if your dog has problems:

Ask yourself the following questions.

1. Does your dog know the spelling, Latin root and French translation of the word “walk,” yet is unable to grasp the meaning of the word “come”?

2. Does your dog immediately leap on a cat, bunny rabbit, or child upon hearing the words “Don’t worry he LOVES cats, bunny rabbits and children”?

3. Is your dog shameless, graceless, without dignity and extremely in touch with his inner puppy?

More questions after the jump.

4. Does he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep through the theft of all your valuable possessions?

5. Does he develop a tragic and profound deafness at the sound of “It’s time to go home,” yet possess bionic hearing at the sound of a can opener?

If you answered “yes” to most of these questions, then relax, your dog is normal.

3 Responses to “Does Your Dog Need Therapy?”

  1. Robert F Davis says:

    Fabulous!!!! Spot on!

  2. furmom says:

    6. Is your dog unable to learn to learn to retrieve on command, yet moves heaven and hell and the couch to retrieve the treat that fell behind it?

  3. Marcie Monroe says:

    LOL!! My dog is normal!! Thank goodness!! I just thought she was stubborn like my cat!!


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