Archive for the ‘Funny Cats & Dogs’ Category

The Aliens Are Coming!

Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Cat wearing tin foil hat

Save yourselves!

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Yep, Looks Good. No Cavities Here.

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Cat and dog

Don’t forget to get your lollipop on the way out.

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Cat Translations

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Cat

Ever wonder what your cat’s different meows, purring, and hisses mean? Well, here is a translation guide to your cat’s different sounds.

  • miaowbu: Feed me.
  • mrooww: I love you.
  • mrow: I feel like making noise.
  • rrrow-mawww: Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
  • rrrow-miawww: I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
  • Miaowmioaw: Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
  • mioawmioaw: Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
  • More cat translations after the jump.

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That Is One Mad Cow

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Cat in cow costume

This is “udderly” embarrassing (groan).

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Like My New Hair?

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Dog Wig

I was tired of being a blonde and wanted to see whether brunettes or blondes have more fun.

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Do I Look Like I Run On Treadmills?

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Cat on treadmill

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Video Of A Surfing Dog

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

It’s summer time and that means it’s time to hit the waves! Well at least for Buddy the Surf Dog!

Mom, I’m Too Sick To Go To School

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Dog Under covers

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Dog And Cat Haiku

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Dog and Cat

If pets could only write haiku… A cat’s haiku is after the jump.


Dog Haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.

More of a dog haiku and a cat haiku after the jump.

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The Fix-It-All Cat

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Cat Fixing TV

See? It’s really simple. Put the yellow plug in the yellow socket, and then the red with the red, and the white with the white. I mean, even a dog can do this. What would you do without me?

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Surprise Attack!

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Cat versus dog

Yes, my master plan has worked. Now, run away little doggie…

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Weekend Poll

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Too Ugly To Sell, But Good Enough To Be Champ

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

World’s Ugliest Dog 2007

A new “Ugliest Dog” champion has been crowned in California on Friday. Elwood, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix from New Jersey took first place. The new winner was almost euthanized by its breeder because “she thought he was too ugly to sell.” Karen Quigley rescued him and now Elwood returned the favor by winning the $1000 prize.

More on Elwood and his owner after the jump.

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Falling Asleep At The Wheel

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Sleeping Kitty

I’m soooo sleepy. Can’t drive anymore. Zzz…

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Does Your Cat Own You?

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Cat sleeping

Do you think you own your cat or does your cat actually own you? Find out who really is the boss.

  • Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
  • Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
  • Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
  • Do you think it’s cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
  • Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
  • Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
  • Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
  • Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
  • Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
  • Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?

More does your cat own you after the jump.

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