“If Cats Ruled The World” Contest

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16 Responses to ““If Cats Ruled The World” Contest”

  1. 5CatMom says:

    What do you mean “if”? This headline seems to suggest that they don’t.

    All cat owners already know that CATS RULE!


  2. E. Hamilton says:

    If cats ruled the world, the pet food would not have melamine or acetaminophen in it, it would contain pieces of lightly cooked liar and chunks of fresh caught FDA appointee.

    Cats know that this has several advantages. There is an apparently endless supply of liars, it would be good for the environment and cats really like the taste of vermin!

  3. N.R. B. says:

    If cats ruled the world, we’d sleep 18 hours a day, go catch dinner, and get comfortable.

  4. Diane says:

    If cats ruled the world we’d be REQUIRED to scratch the furniture.

  5. Amanda says:

    If cats ruled the world, there would be long lines of butt sniffing without humans interrupting (happens daily in my house with all my cats!!!)

  6. Thel Josenhans says:

    If cats ruled the world ;
    They would all, have a family to love them , air conditioner , clean beds, food , with out poison,would give love to all , guard there family , & not , have to give away , there kittens . sleep , with a smile , dream with God at there side. that man , would try to , understand them better.

  7. Marcie Monroe says:

    If cats ruled the world…….oh I forgot, they already do!

  8. Bridgett says:

    If cats ruled the world…

    all furniture would be wrapped in sissal rope.

    they would rip out all flooring and put down kitty litter

    doors would never close

    laps would always be available

    dogs would be outlawed

  9. Bridgett says:

    If cats ruled the world.. I would still be at home scratching their cheeks.

  10. Will_Wisebread says:

    If cats ruled the world they would delegate the hard work to humans and let us think we ruled the world.

  11. L.B. says:

    If cats ruled the world, scratching-posts would scratch back.
    (gently, and in all the right places!)

  12. Trudy says:

    “If Cats Ruled The World” …
    We would all be be walking around in mice suits, hiding in a huge hole in the wall somewhere, waiting for th cat planet to go to sleep, to that we would have out chance at sneaking around at night to look for some cheese, drink a beer and watch some “Tom & Jerry” on tv.

  13. Lisa says:

    “If Cats Ruled the World…..” Oh oops, they already do! We, the serving class, (in their estimation) already provide all the food, keep their spaces clean, chauffer, you name it.
    Now if they could just get us to always keep the mice handy for toys and nummy snacks……

  14. Madeleine says:

    “If cats ruled the world”…we would’ve had a woman President a long time ago.

  15. Auntbarbiedoll says:

    We would have cleaner litter boxes for humans and share their food with us more. They would open massage parlors and work us over with all four feet. Remember, a home without cat hair isnt a home.

  16. KimS says:

    If cats ruled the world, we’d be f*cked.

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