Here’s a list of some of the top things that cats think about:
- I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
- Do they REALLY think I’m gonna come running just because they called me?
- Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
- Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
More things that cats think about after the jump.
- This looks like a good spot for a nap.
- Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
- Would humans have built a vast and complex
civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given
them a reason to invent sofas and can openers
in the first place?
- If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering?
- If that really was the can opener, I’ll play
finicky just to let them know who’s boss!