Things That Cats Think About…

CatHere’s a list of some of the top things that cats think about:

  • I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
  • Do they REALLY think I’m gonna come running just because they called me?
  • Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
  • Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?

More things that cats think about after the jump.

  • This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  • Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
  • Would humans have built a vast and complex
    civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given
    them a reason to invent sofas and can openers
    in the first place?
  • If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering?
  • If that really was the can opener, I’ll play
    finicky just to let them know who’s boss!

11 Responses to “Things That Cats Think About…”

  1. Jen says:

    lol classic! I KNOW my cats think those things daily!!

  2. ally says:

    Dog person here so correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t cat’s in lieu of saying “talk to the hand” say “talk to the butt”?

  3. HotMBC says:

    “Talk to the paw” and “Talk to the butt” Both work. hehehe

  4. ally says:

    LOL HotMBC! Thanks for clarifying!

  5. LovingMyPets says:

    How weird . . . my cat NEVER thinks these thoughts:

    “I could have sworn I heard the can opener.”
    Nope, she never hears the can opener, not in our household, she gets raw food!

    “Do they REALLY think I’m gonna come running just because they called me?”
    Yup, she comes running every time when I call her! I trained her with the raw food.

    “Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?”
    My cat LOVES my dog and is always looking to cuddle with her. If my dog is outside, she meows incessantly looking for her. What’s up with that????

    “Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?”
    Well, dogs just don’t do anything for cats . . . except to protect them if they are part of the family.

  6. Sky Eyes Woman says:

    “Whaddaya mean, move?! YOU can go sit somewhere else!”

    “You don’t need to wear this comfy thing I’m sleeping on!”

    “I know she’ll get up and feed me if I walk across her pillow and step on her hair 10 or 15 times. She shouldn’t be sleeping when I need food anyway!”

    “HEY! How dare you take away this great toy I found up on the counter?!”

    “I haven’t eaten anything for 20 WHOLE MINUTES and I need more food NOW!”

  7. JollyCat says:

    so exactly WHAT is wrong with anchovies on the pizza? get with the program!

  8. Karen V says:

    Great Additions

  9. SMITH111 says:

    Humm, new day. When are they going to feed me? Time to nap. Gotta go! Five already? What’s for dinner? Snore-love my naps. Hey, it’s midnight, where’s that toy that makes all that noise?

  10. ally says:

    What Dogs think about when in the presence of cats:

    Ohh! Lookit the new stuffed animal!
    Heeeeere kitty, kitty……..

  11. Mandy says:

    What I bet my cats think about. They are VERY different in personality. Whiskers is female and eleven years old. Smokey is male and two years old.

    Whiskers: I want chicken! And yogurt and ice cream and peaches, etc. Pet me and tell me I’m pretty. The DOG is bothering me again. I’m taking a nap, don’t bother me. This is my favorite chair, get that stuff off of it so I can get in it! Smokey stop pestering me! Mama Smokey is pestering me, AGAIN! I know I’m a little princess, but thank you for reminding me.

    Smokey: I want to play! I want to go outside! You don’t need to sleep, get up and play with me! Hey that looks like a good toy, what is it anyway? I want to play some games! How do I play? I pull the books off the bookshelf and scatter them over the floor. I kick litter out of the box. I tear up paper that I find. Hey if the family doesn’t want to play I can entertain myself right? What do you mean I’m a bad boy? I’m just playing!

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