Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

Dog SweaterHere is a funny list of the Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Us Humans:

    1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.2. Blaming your farts on me…not funny.

    3. Yelling at me for barking… I’M A DOG!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn’t all over everything while you’re gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who’s walk is this anyway?

    More pet peeves after the jump.

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose…stop it.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why’d you buy carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.

    12. When you pick up the poo piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on messing with us?

8 Responses to “Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans”

  1. Steve says:

    16. Narrow minded idiots, like this human.

    http://www.american-partisan.c.....1/0329.htm

  2. Zoe says:

    what breed is that adorable little dog in the photo?

  3. Barbie says:

    Steve,
    What a horrible woman on that website. Evreyone with dogs should go to her office and scare her to death. This “person” obviously doesn’t understand the unconditional love of a pet.

  4. KimS says:

    That is hilarious!
    I enjoyed that a lot.

  5. Joan says:

    I found it! - why do I have to give you the used gum.

    One day I would like to put a human on a diet.

    Just one day I would like to taste squirrel.

  6. pavlovscat says:

    17. When you put the seat down before you go to work. What, you think I don’t get thirsty when you’re not home?

  7. Lynn says:

    With all the crap that goes on in the government and that horrible woman, Carole Wade, is kvetching about dogs???

    Get a life!

  8. Lynn says:

    18. [Big sigh.] If only you’d put my water bowl on a pedestal so I don’t have to crane my neck down to the floor. I am not a giraffe, in case you haven’t noticed.

    19. What do you mean I can’t shake off all the water after my bath? You know of a faster way to get me dry?

    20. And speaking of baths, do you REALLY think I don’t know what you’re planning on doing to me when you chase me around the house waving that bottle of shampoo and calling me, “Come here my sweetie,” in that silly soprano voice?


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