For all of you neutered pets out there, now you can finally (*cough*) get your balls back. Neuticles are testicular implants for any pet that has been neutered. There are three different models (serious?): NeuticleOriginals (rigid firmness) NeuticleNatural (natural firmness) and Neuticles UltraPLUS (fills like it’s liquid filled) and it comes in various sizes to fit your pet’s, uh, needs. Make sure you don’t get your toy poodle the XL size — unless he wants it. (You try writing this post with a straight face!)
Since 1995, 100,000 pets have gone through this Neuticle process. Please note that Neuticles cannot be implanted on people (it actually says this on their website), so if you were thinking of buying it for yourself, think again. But, you can buy yourself a Neuticles T-shirt, beach towel, apron, bathrobe and more (because you definitely want everyone to know about your Neuticle obsession!). Now, your pet can feel like a real man.